Razztaztic

"Let other pens dwell on guilt and misery; I quit such odious subjects as soon as I can." Jane Austen

astraldemise:

one time in my last job a woman came up to the register explaining that when she bought stuff a day prior the clerk forgot to scan a pair of socks worth less than €2 and it was only right for her to bring it back to the store and pay for it proper. unfortunately my manager was directly next to me at the time and took over the register to handle this serious issue. the receipt she had brought with her said which register performed the previous transaction that forgot the socks and the manager could find out who was running that till on that day. poor dude had a manager yell at him for a half hour about how much of an incompetent fuck up he was, he left the job immediately after but i couldnt tell you if he quit or was fired

i think about this moment a lot. the customer seemed like a sweet woman with only good intentions and when she paid for the socks she had a look on her face that said “i feel good because i did the right thing”. and a guy lost his job because of a pair of socks. if shit like this ever happens to you and a clerk forgets to scan an item just think of it as a small blessing or that you had good luck or something. keep it.

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angelasscribbles:

sqbr:

[The artist, putting a simple cake next to a much fancier one: “Aw man, that guy’s cake is way better than mine.” The Audience, gleefully holding up a knife and fork “HOLY SHIT! TWO CAKES!”]

stuffman:

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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

Attention creators: keep doing that shit

@karahalloway @aussiegurl1234 @harleybeaumont @alj4890 @dcbbw @bebepac @nestledonthaveone @jerzwriter @justcallmefox89 @kristinamae093 @storyofmychoices @lizzybeth1986 @peonierose @cariantha @liaromancewriter @jamespotterthefirst

scullysflannel:

understatement of the year to say irresistible is not a funny episode of the x-files, but when mulder says this monster has been developing his fetish for years and the camera cuts to donnie in a creative writing class. dare I say it’s self-awareness from chris carter

americanbeautiies:

theheroheart:

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Just to be clear, this is not a shitpost or a joke. This 22 year old has in fact been appointed mayor of the Welsh town of Bangor.

Source tweet: LINK.
A news article: LINK.

can we please appreciate their t-shirt though holy

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[ID: A photo of Mayor Owen Hurcum, a person with bright green hair. They are smiling and holding up a white mug with a rainbow symbol on it. They are in a black t-shirt that reads, in white letters, THEY/THEM/THE MAYOR]

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alphacrone:

alphacrone:

thinking about all the “small” art that’s ever existed. songs that were only ever sung in one village. stories written by children that got lost in the shuffle. personal paintings that didn’t survive the test of time. how they affected the lives of just a few, but still existed, still mattered to someone.

this is not a sad post!!!! this is a celebration!!!!! art is part of the human condition!!!!!!! we were born to create and share!!!!!!!!!!!

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marq-winks1067:

contemplatingoutlander:

butyoutoldmeiwasfunny:

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This is a great quote! Carlin was also somewhat prescient because he said this in 2005:

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*However, according to The First Amendment Encyclopedia, in 2002, THREE years before Carlin’s Life Is Worth Losing comedy special, the Supreme Court decided in Zelman v. Simmons-Harris (regarding an Ohio voucher program) “that publicly funded vouchers could be used to send children to religious schools, provided certain constitutional prerequisites were met.” [emphasis added]
**In 1990, FIFTEEN years before Carlin’s Life Is Worth Losing comedy special, Wisconsin initiated the first pilot program for vouchers for private schools. As was noted above, the Ohio voucher program allowed the vouchers to be used for private religious schools. Ohio started it’s voucher program in 1996, NINE years before Carlin’s Life Is Worth Losing comedy special.

Reblog this. Carlin hits the nail on the head with his explanation of why all except a few are getting royally screwed. The amazing thing is the number of people who kinda know that they’re getting screwed, but think that voting against their best interests is worth it because some of the people they hate will get screwed too. The 50% that are below average intelligence support the mass screwing more than the above average intelligence folk do.

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sumi-sprite:

rosellacwrites:

numinous-queer:

snailfarts:

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luidilovins:

i-am-the-narwhal:

themockingcrows:

just-fic-me-up:

claudiamatossilva:

Hilda by Duane Bryers

More Hilda!!

in this family we love and support Hilda.

Yes! Hilda!

What i love about this artist’s depictions of women is even the sexualized ones the woman is always genuinely happy and enjoying herself. Frolicking or making funny faces, she’s living her life and looking sexy while doing it, not sitting in a sexual pose for the audience’s view.

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I always forget about Hilda and am so pleased when she randomly shows up on my dash. Always makes my day

I love Hilda so much and I want her to be happy

My favorite thing is how Hilda is always doing something and having a BLAST! She’s not posing coyly for anyone, she’s having her own adventures and it’s not about the viewer at all

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Always reblog Hilda!

HILDA MY LOVE

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catgirlforeskin:

nientedal:

starridge:

starridge:

europeans will really look americans dead in the eye and say they’re so uncultured because they never leave the us

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do europeans understand they can take a train two countries over with no passport required in almost the same time it takes someone in the us to drive to another major city within the same state

Also, vacation time. The European Union requires all its member countries to grant their employees a minimum of 20 days paid vacation. In the USA, 10 days of paid vacation plus holidays (we have only 8) is considered good, and usually, those days INCLUDE our sick days. Out for a week with the flu or COVID in February? Congrats, you now have 5 days of vacation remaining for the rest of the year. Use them wisely– or save them and take no vacation, because who knows if you’ll get sick again and need them? Or if your child will need you at home for a day? Unpaid leave is something most of us simply cannot afford, and our government does not guarantee us ANY paid leave. None. Zero.

(Here’s a chart that really pisses me off. Minimum annual leave by country. Do me a favor and scroll through until you find the United States, then ask yourself again why we “don’t” travel.)

Speaking of what we can’t afford, travel is expensive. We have no passenger rail to speak of, plane tickets to overseas (most places are functionally overseas from here, not all but most) cost an arm and a leg, and most people here are already struggling with the rising cost of living. Those of us who can travel, generally do travel, but we do not have any such thing as a weekend jaunt to Italy or a week at a cabin in Germany or whatever the fuck it is Europeans do for fun. International travel requires a plane ticket and half a day’s travel or several days driving unless you’re lucky enough to live by the border. If I want to go to Quebec, it’s like $200 for a plane ticket and 13 hours for the cheapest flight because of layovers (wtf). Going to Copenhagen would cost around $450 and take only slightly less time than Quebec. Going to London would be about $700 with a deal through Icelandair, but if I wanna fly nonstop, that literally doubles the cost to more than $1,400. Either way, I’m in the air between 8 and 10 hours.

By comparison, a plane from Berlin to Rome would be about $200 and 4 hours. By train (assuming eurail.com is not lying to me), it would would take 19 hours and only cost around $51.

So, yeah, to anyone like the person in the notes going “Mmm, no, I think it’s more that Americans just don’t care :/ I’ve been to the US even though it was far :/ you could try harder if you actually cared :/” We aren’t disinterested in what’s happening with y'all. Travel is prohibitively expensive. Also, our international news reporting is as much of a joke as our rail infrastructure, and yeah A LOT of shit is extremely USA-centric and it’s an enormous fucking problem, like, children in other countries thinking you call 911 in an emergency because that’s what’s on all the shows? Yikes! Very big yikes! But sneering at individual USAmericans for “not taking an interest” when the systems around us are structured in ways that artifically keep our attention and yours on the USA is, frankly, stupid. We’re not disinterested, we’re under-informed, exhausted, strapped for cash, and so focused on surviving that many of us don’t have enough mental energy to spend on our neighbors the next town over. Many employers here straight up do not offer paid time off at all because– again– they aren’t required to do so. Not most, but many. NO paid vacation days. NO paid holidays. NO paid sick days. NONE. (For my fellow USAmericans, I highly recommend clicking through to that chart I linked earlier. You have no idea how unusual that is, or how few 8 paid holidays is, in comparison to almost everywhere else.)

Again, those of us who can travel, generally do travel. It is not that we don’t care or don’t want to. The USAmericans who don’t travel, don’t travel BECAUSE THEY LITERALLY CANNOT, and that is a systemic issue, not an individual one. Our government has a specific financial interest in preventing us from learning how good other places have it, they do not care if we live or die, we’re drowning in bills with no safety nets to catch us, and we have functionally NO PAID LEAVE, so I don’t want to fucking hear it.

The other day at my retail job a lady came in talking about a trip she was taking and asked if me and the other employee at the register had ever traveled outside the country and when we both were like “oh haha no not on this budget” she was floored and started telling us how important travel is and how we must do it, not really understanding that it likely won’t ever be feasible for people like us. I’d love to travel, but when stuff like “getting a bike with a rack for carrying stuff” or “having enough money to own a cat” feel out of reach, I don’t see traveling abroad happening like. Ever? Even with any concerns about tourism as an industry and political force aside

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